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Have a go at one of the senior users on your project (preferably the Project Sponsor) saying that he or she knows nothing about IT and would be much better to leave the project to you and your colleagues. It is better to do it while the IT manager is there, too. 10. Bring disks or CD’s into work that you don’t bother to check for viruses. Eventually you will bring one in that will infect everything. Better yet, if the CD doing the infecting is a porn CD. I’ve seen all of these things happen. I wonder if our readers have seen them happen too – or can add fresh ones to the list.
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