s, or cronies as he likes to call them, he's managed to repeatedly evade capture. It's believed that he's getting advice from a former associate who goes by Beware of George Bush, a suspected terrorist. For years now, George Bush has been attempting to instill fear into his fellow Americans. He's interfered with two free Democratic elections, and concerns are rising that America's Democracy is rapidly thinning. While spreading Democracy to other nations, George Bush has used up some American Democracy; soon there won't be any left for the United States. Many American constituents think that he should be spreading peanut butter or jelly overseas, rather than Democracy, which was highly valued by most other American Presidents.

George Bush has been terrorizing the American people ever since his face was first made public, but after his terroristic activity in two separate elections, it's believed that soon he'll achieve "Warlord" status. With the help of his accomplices, or cronies as he likes to call them, he's managed to repeatedly evade capture. It's believed that he's getting advice from a former associate who goes by t

mocracy is rapidly thinning. While spreading Democracy to other nations, George Bush has used up some American Democracy; soon there won't be any left for the United States. Many American constituents think that he should be spreading peanut butter or jelly overseas, rather than Democracy, which was highly valued by most other American Presidents.

George Bush has been terrorizing the American people ever since his face was first made public, but after his terroristic activity in two separate elections, it's believed that soon he'll achieve "Warlord" status. With the help of his accomplices, or cronies as he likes to call them, he's managed to repeatedly evade capture. It's believed that he's getting advice from a former associate who goes by

ding peanut butter or jelly overseas, rather than Democracy, which was highly valued by most other American Presidents.

George Bush has been terrorizing the American people ever since his face was first made public, but after his terroristic activity in two separate elections, it's believed that soon he'll achieve "Warlord" status. With the help of his accomplices, or cronies as he likes to call them, he's managed to repeatedly evade capture. It's believed that he's getting advice from a former associate who goes by

er his terroristic activity in two separate elections, it's believed that soon he'll achieve "Warlord" status. With the help of his accomplices, or cronies as he likes to call them, he's managed to repeatedly evade capture. It's believed that he's getting advice from a former associate who goes by s, or cronies as he likes to call them, he's managed to repeatedly evade capture. It's believed that he's getting advice from a former associate who goes by the name of Osama Bin Laden.

Every time George Bush mispronounces a word, it's believed to be a signal to other terrorists to plant propaganda into the media which would support his wild claims. Bush's chief adversary is Representative Jack Murtha from Pennsylvania. Jack Murtha is dedicated to fighting for truth, justice, and the American way; Murtha is believed to be a superhero whose DNA has been altered. His super powers include the ability to speak the truth while others in positions of authority remain silent. Jack Murtha has vowed to "rid America of terrorists." We can only hope that George Bush is at the top of Murtha's list. By night, Jack is not available for comment due to his superhero activities. His secret identity now public, we must hope that SuperMurtha is not thwarted by the Green Goblin or Doctor Doom until he's h