fore, was totally unexpected. Such as owing taxes, a hospital, doctor, or dentist’s bill, a repair bill, investment failure, or other costly error. It’s a planning mistake that left you unprepared for a monetary emergency.

So, how did I do? Maybe not all five of these events have happened yet, but, as my ouija board is my witness, they will. The sad truth is that, even though you know they will occur, you can’t do a darn thing about it. So be prepared as you can be and follow a simple procedure for coping with these issues: move on. Don’t harp on the “what if’s” and “woe-is-me” pity party you’re about to hold. Instead, concentrate on solving the problem as efficiently and quickly as possible, and get on with your life. Trust me, this sage and seer knows what he’s talking about. After all, didn’t I just predict your future? You can

I have an uncanny ability to predict the future. If I had been alive back then, I could have told you that the Roman Empire was going to crumble, Columbus would discover the America and Elvis’s gyrations would be banned from the Ed Sullivan show. Actually, I was alive during that event but was in grade school and too busy predicting the Internet and microwave popcorn (isn’t that two inventions?) that wouldn’t occur for another generation. With those credentials safely in my resume, I can now make some more bold and personal predictions that will affect the readers of this article. Heck, I can even predict you’re wondering: what can I tell you about yourself with 100% accuracy? See, I am really that good.

I’ve come to the conclusion that every human adult will eventually make the five mistakes that I’m about to reveal. It’s as if I have a direct link to all people and can peer into their minds and psyche. Yet it’s far stranger than that. Not only do I have to know all about their behavior, but also their environment, life experiences, social situations, finances, ethnicity, and faith or beliefs. Suffice to say, I’ve accounted for all these variables and are ready to make my predictions. So sit back, relax and listen to what a modern day Nostradamus has to say.

Let me preface this information with a disclaimer. Although I can say with total certainty it will happen, I can’t say when, where, or how. There are too many mitigating factors at play along with changing wind conditions, global warming, and political upheaval. Also, you’ll notice that they are somewhat negative prognostications, for which I am truly sorry. But sometimes the ethereal world with which I am in constant contact produces a pessimistic ion charge of which I have no control. With that said, once again, be prepared to be amazed.

In no particular order, here are my predictions of what will happen to all that have been mysteriously and magically drawn to this page.

1. You will have a bad relationship with a member of the opposite sex. I know that it seems impossible because you’re a great person and how could anyone want to hurt you or make you feel less than special, but it’s going to happen. It’s an interpersonal mistake, so get over it.
2. You will make a large purchase such as a car or wide-screen TV that you’ll regret later on. Either it will be constantly breaking down, or drive you crazy with little quirks that belie the enjoyment factor and cause you to curse the item in question. It’s a mistaken purchase you won’t soon forget.
3. You will be talked into a business venture or investment by a friend or associate that eventually turns sour and leads to hard feelings and financial problems. As much as you did your homework, it still failed to meet the expectations of the seller and buyer, which was you. It’s a mistaken investment and a valuable lesson.
4. You will buy a house that you never should have even considered in the first place. It had a variety of downsides you failed to consider during the discovery stage or you overlooked them because it had that great view or price. So now you have to live with the discomfort or spend thousands to rectify the problem areas. It’s a mistake in judgment that’s in part, to blame on an emotional response.
5. You will have a financial crisis where you have to face a money issue that came out of nowhere and, therefore, was totally unexpected. Such as owing taxes, a hospital, doctor, or dentist’s bill, a repair bill, investment failure, or other costly error. It’s a planning mistake that left you unprepared for a monetary emergency.

So, how did I do? Maybe not all five of these events have happened yet, but, as my ouija board is my witness, they will. The sad truth is that, even though you know they will occur, you can’t do a darn thing about it. So be prepared as you can be and follow a simple procedure for coping with these issues: move on. Don’t harp on the “what if’s” and “woe-is-me” pity party you’re about to hold. Instead, concentrate on solving the problem as efficiently and quickly as possible, and get on with your life. Trust me, this sage and seer knows what he’s talking about. After all, didn’t I just predict your future? You can

ect link to all people and can peer into their minds and psyche. Yet it’s far stranger than that. Not only do I have to know all about their behavior, but also their environment, life experiences, social situations, finances, ethnicity, and faith or beliefs. Suffice to say, I’ve accounted for all these variables and are ready to make my predictions. So sit back, relax and listen to what a modern day Nostradamus has to say.

Let me preface this information with a disclaimer. Although I can say with total certainty it will happen, I can’t say when, where, or how. There are too many mitigating factors at play along with changing wind conditions, global warming, and political upheaval. Also, you’ll notice that they are somewhat negative prognostications, for which I am truly sorry. But sometimes the ethereal world with which I am in constant contact produces a pessimistic ion charge of which I have no control. With that said, once again, be prepared to be amazed.

In no particular order, here are my predictions of what will happen to all that have been mysteriously and magically drawn to this page.

1. You will have a bad relationship with a member of the opposite sex. I know that it seems impossible because you’re a great person and how could anyone want to hurt you or make you feel less than special, but it’s going to happen. It’s an interpersonal mistake, so get over it.
2. You will make a large purchase such as a car or wide-screen TV that you’ll regret later on. Either it will be constantly breaking down, or drive you crazy with little quirks that belie the enjoyment factor and cause you to curse the item in question. It’s a mistaken purchase you won’t soon forget.
3. You will be talked into a business venture or investment by a friend or associate that eventually turns sour and leads to hard feelings and financial problems. As much as you did your homework, it still failed to meet the expectations of the seller and buyer, which was you. It’s a mistaken investment and a valuable lesson.
4. You will buy a house that you never should have even considered in the first place. It had a variety of downsides you failed to consider during the discovery stage or you overlooked them because it had that great view or price. So now you have to live with the discomfort or spend thousands to rectify the problem areas. It’s a mistake in judgment that’s in part, to blame on an emotional response.
5. You will have a financial crisis where you have to face a money issue that came out of nowhere and, therefore, was totally unexpected. Such as owing taxes, a hospital, doctor, or dentist’s bill, a repair bill, investment failure, or other costly error. It’s a planning mistake that left you unprepared for a monetary emergency.

So, how did I do? Maybe not all five of these events have happened yet, but, as my ouija board is my witness, they will. The sad truth is that, even though you know they will occur, you can’t do a darn thing about it. So be prepared as you can be and follow a simple procedure for coping with these issues: move on. Don’t harp on the “what if’s” and “woe-is-me” pity party you’re about to hold. Instead, concentrate on solving the problem as efficiently and quickly as possible, and get on with your life. Trust me, this sage and seer knows what he’s talking about. After all, didn’t I just predict your future? You can

tact produces a pessimistic ion charge of which I have no control. With that said, once again, be prepared to be amazed.

In no particular order, here are my predictions of what will happen to all that have been mysteriously and magically drawn to this page.

1. You will have a bad relationship with a member of the opposite sex. I know that it seems impossible because you’re a great person and how could anyone want to hurt you or make you feel less than special, but it’s going to happen. It’s an interpersonal mistake, so get over it.
2. You will make a large purchase such as a car or wide-screen TV that you’ll regret later on. Either it will be constantly breaking down, or drive you crazy with little quirks that belie the enjoyment factor and cause you to curse the item in question. It’s a mistaken purchase you won’t soon forget.
3. You will be talked into a business venture or investment by a friend or associate that eventually turns sour and leads to hard feelings and financial problems. As much as you did your homework, it still failed to meet the expectations of the seller and buyer, which was you. It’s a mistaken investment and a valuable lesson.
4. You will buy a house that you never should have even considered in the first place. It had a variety of downsides you failed to consider during the discovery stage or you overlooked them because it had that great view or price. So now you have to live with the discomfort or spend thousands to rectify the problem areas. It’s a mistake in judgment that’s in part, to blame on an emotional response.
5. You will have a financial crisis where you have to face a money issue that came out of nowhere and, therefore, was totally unexpected. Such as owing taxes, a hospital, doctor, or dentist’s bill, a repair bill, investment failure, or other costly error. It’s a planning mistake that left you unprepared for a monetary emergency.

So, how did I do? Maybe not all five of these events have happened yet, but, as my ouija board is my witness, they will. The sad truth is that, even though you know they will occur, you can’t do a darn thing about it. So be prepared as you can be and follow a simple procedure for coping with these issues: move on. Don’t harp on the “what if’s” and “woe-is-me” pity party you’re about to hold. Instead, concentrate on solving the problem as efficiently and quickly as possible, and get on with your life. Trust me, this sage and seer knows what he’s talking about. After all, didn’t I just predict your future? You can

get.

You will be talked into a business venture or investment by a friend or associate that eventually turns sour and leads to hard feelings and financial problems. As much as you did your homework, it still failed to meet the expectations of the seller and buyer, which was you. It’s a mistaken investment and a valuable lesson.

You will buy a house that you never should have even considered in the first place. It had a variety of downsides you failed to consider during the discovery stage or you overlooked them because it had that great view or price. So now you have to live with the discomfort or spend thousands to rectify the problem areas. It’s a mistake in judgment that’s in part, to blame on an emotional response.

You will have a financial crisis where you have to face a money issue that came out of nowhere and, therefore, was totally unexpected. Such as owing taxes, a hospital, doctor, or dentist’s bill, a repair bill, investment failure, or other costly error. It’s a planning mistake that left you unprepared for a monetary emergency.

So, how did I do? Maybe not all five of these events have happened yet, but, as my ouija board is my witness, they will. The sad truth is that, even though you know they will occur, you can’t do a darn thing about it. So be prepared as you can be and follow a simple procedure for coping with these issues: move on. Don’t harp on the “what if’s” and “woe-is-me” pity party you’re about to hold. Instead, concentrate on solving the problem as efficiently and quickly as possible, and get on with your life. Trust me, this sage and seer knows what he’s talking about. After all, didn’t I just predict your future? You can

fore, was totally unexpected. Such as owing taxes, a hospital, doctor, or dentist’s bill, a repair bill, investment failure, or other costly error. It’s a planning mistake that left you unprepared for a monetary emergency.

So, how did I do? Maybe not all five of these events have happened yet, but, as my ouija board is my witness, they will. The sad truth is that, even though you know they will occur, you can’t do a darn thing about it. So be prepared as you can be and follow a simple procedure for coping with these issues: move on. Don’t harp on the “what if’s” and “woe-is-me” pity party you’re about to hold. Instead, concentrate on solving the problem as efficiently and quickly as possible, and get on with your life. Trust me, this sage and seer knows what he’s talking about. After all, didn’t I just predict your future? You can bet my crystal balls I did.